Genghis Khan (K): I unified the Mongol clans.
Mark Zuccboi (Z): I founded Feicebuk.
K: I expanded my empire, and proved that the Mongols were the most capable.
Z: I expanded my empire, and also discovered that Feicebuk is the most influential.
K: Under my rule, the Mongolian Empire became the largest country on the earth.
Z: Under my rule, Feicebuk became the largest social network empire on earth too.
K: Later somebody told me “The Great Mongolian Empire” doesn’t sound good, and needed changing.
Z: Somebody too told me “Feicebuk” doesn’t sound good, and needed changing.
K: After extensive deliberation, we decided on a cool name, “元” (Yuan), English translation “Meta”.
Z: After extensive deliberation, we decided on a cool name, “Meta”, Chinese translation “元”.
K: Later Yuan was conquered by a new empire called 明 (Ming).
Z: Heck. Legal? Go look up if there’s a Ming LLC out there, and if you find one, shut it down!
(Adapted from Chinese)